This man knows comedy, or my name's not Alan Spider!

When ever I need a comedy writer, producer, director, editor, content strategist, or someone who is clearly in the middle of an identity crises or at least an overabundance of...

I think comedy is subjective, and I generally do not find this man funny. If you'd like to publish that, you may.

Hey, it's me again, Alan "The Spider" Spider. Just wanted to say I think it's fun that Darren even made this website funny. Like these testimonials! Wait... Wait hold on......

Wow, this guy makes good stuff. I am completely blown away and even laughed out loud a couple times. Honestly, I'd take a bullet for him.

When I think of Darren, these words come to mind: creative, funny, ambitious, resourceful, banana, optimist, sandwich, intelligent, pickup truck, meadow, collaborator, and hot air balloon. My mind wanders a...

Is no one else seeing this? None of this is real. NONE OF THIS IS REAL. Darren is a megalomaniac who created this entire website and all of us inside it...